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Any questions you ask in this thread, any question at all, about life, the universe, anything, will be answered. When I get home from festivities tomorrow night, I will answer all burning questions with deep and profound answers. I can only offer this service for one day!
Note: If answers appear to be cat-like typing, or give you the impression that I am half passed out drunk in a vomit encrusted Starfleet uniform, wondering where I went wrong, let me assure you now that sometimes, my wisdom is so profound, so zen, its hard for ordinary people to understand. Its not me, its you.
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