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I left the grocery store tonight to encounter Girl Scouts singing:
"Hey, cookies, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind.
HEY COOKIES! hey hey HEY COOKIES!"
When I went in they had been working their way through "You Are My Sunshine." Too cute for words. I bet they sell a lot of cookies.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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