[MissCheyenne]

I don't especially like kids and I have one. The one thing I really cannot stand is having other people shove their babies in my face, constantly cooing and flapping about the 'miracle of life' and going on and on about how alive they feel after shoving an 8 pound lump of screaming flesh out of their cooch. I don't give a shit if you think your baby is the single most precious life form to have ever taken breath upon this planet, it ain't my baby so get it out of my face. Unless it can quote me pi to 10 digits after the decimal place, roll me a cig with one hand while juggling kiwi fruit with the other and hold an intelligant debate about literature from birth, I really really have no interest.