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Timeless Rebellion · 07-01-2011, 04:10 PM

1. Get a supertanker.
2. Fill it up with canned foods that will last indefinately. (Please ensure that there is enough different food types here so you won't die from malnutrition)
3. Get on the boat and sail out where the zombies can't reach you. Everyone knows zombies can't swim.
4. Wait the 10 or 20 years it will take for the zombies to die due to lack of human flesh.

Congratulations, you just survived the Zombie Apocalypse.

07-01-2011, 04:10 PM	#1
Timeless Rebellion Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital! Posts: 2,277	The best way to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. 1. Get a supertanker. 2. Fill it up with canned foods that will last indefinately. (Please ensure that there is enough different food types here so you won't die from malnutrition) 3. Get on the boat and sail out where the zombies can't reach you. Everyone knows zombies can't swim. 4. Wait the 10 or 20 years it will take for the zombies to die due to lack of human flesh. Congratulations, you just survived the Zombie Apocalypse. __________________ Forget me not, for I do not deserve it. Forget me not, as I do not forget you. Forget me not, since I remain around. Forget me not, and keep my memory.