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Originally Posted by pothead
well I take the bible literaly to it's entire. It is all true. also I believe that whoever is saved, meaning born again is going to heaven, and all I do is tell people how to become born again, anything wrong with that?
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Listen, I'm a little busy selling my sister (and every other female I know) into slavery - there's a nice, tidy profit to be had from that. Next, while I'm counting my money, I think I'll be able to muster up a sincere "Jesus, please forgive me" prayer.
Then we'll be best buds, alright?
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