So I was walking down the street one day and bumped into this homeless guy. At first I was sympathetic, homeless people make me feel as if we failed as a country, but then he screamed at me for letting the aliens exist and that I should have been the one to destroy them since I am the creator of them. I couldn't help but laugh. He shook my hand and told me he was mistaken, then pushed his shopping cart full of pink hats off in the distance of the parking lot.
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