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why tequila necessitates adult diapers:
This morning upon waking on the bathroom floor covered in drool and barf, and dislodging the cat from my hair, i was informed that last night i mistook the laundry hamper for a trashcan and shat in it. Why i assumed it was appropriate to defecate in a trashcan i'll never know.
I also shat in the puke bucket i was supposed to be using. Anyone wanna party at my place?
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