Saya, since you've never had strawberry shortcake, here's a recipe.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/c...ipe/index.html
And one for Boston cream pie, since that's my favorite kind of cake.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/g...ipe/index.html
See, just for your awesomeness, you get a twofer.
And TR, you look truly scrumptious in that shirt. (Btw, I'm jelly of your complexion).
And Batty, keep on truckin'.