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Old 05-09-2005, 10:10 PM   #547
AlKilyu
 
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No matter how much shit you get ice, you will never have it as bad as poor Nickypoo in school. Here is a direct quote from his autobiographical piece, "The Tormented Scribe". I bolded the 'direct quote' part because what he says couldn't be made up if you tried:

The last day of school they’ve locked him in a locker with a thing full of scorpions. The things they would say when they locked him in a locker were, “Enjoy your tomb you f**king freak,” or “Hope the scorpions don’t get to you.” They kept with the bullying well into his entering of junior college at Harper Community College in Palatine, Illinois. The things they did at the college to him were tossing animal blood on him every chance they got or thrown human waste at him in some form. He always came in the door covered in human nuts.

So, even if you show up looking like a terrorist, you'll more than likely never show up coveredin human nuts.
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