[NachtSorcier]

I'm fat and hairy.

I'm a conservative Libertarian.

I like a lot of Disney movies; my favorite is The Little Mermaid, although Ursula is my favorite character. She's kind of goth.

I love Pee-wee Herman.

I hate clove cigarettes.

I've never been to a goth club, because there are none in West Virginia.

I don't have any goth friends, because there's nothing but Sp00ky Kids and Green Day "Emos" around here.

I like Bananarama.

I don't like Current 93.

I would totally fuck Joey Fatone.