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Old 05-03-2010, 07:43 PM   #3524
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1. He's a man and men have hair (or at least that's how I like it).

2. Facial hair is sexy as all get out.

3. It tickles when we kiss.

4. It makes him look older.

5. Then he wont have to bother with the hastle of shaving and me being the oh so loving girlfriend I am, doesn't want him to have to bother with it.


Ophie-He hates the idea of oral and wont do it, but I might still try making a deal with him.
WTF, he's perfect! Give him to me if you're not happy.

Edit: Just saw what you said about him being squeamish about cunnilingus. Never mind. You can have him.
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