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Old 12-07-2011, 03:03 AM   #2
Timeless Rebellion
 
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I am writing to proclaim the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.
So will you accept the sacrifice the flying spaghetti made by giving up his brothers to fuel Italian restaurants, so that if you believe that they died on the plate, and if you confess with your mouth that you ate them and believe in your heart that they were tasty, even on the third day after cooking, you will be saved. He did it all to offer you eternal pasta and tastiness of food and to pay off your fat debt. The debt that you owed your body because of your fasting that separates you from the flying spaghetty monster that debt you could never pay off. The spaghetti monster paid it in full having put his brothers on the plate.
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