No, but I've made Amish Friendship Bread...
Have you ever looked around you and realized that all of your "friends" are not really your friends, and also morons?
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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