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Old 12-15-2013, 10:52 PM   #1
Gr3enBl4ck
 
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Location: Sioux Falls, SD
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Yawp.

Well hello there! My name is Jason.

I enjoy literal humor. I also enjoy fajitas. I have a job. I woke up today, which is a plus. I don't expect to do so tomorrow, but if I do - whole day's a bonus! I live under the basic philosophy of not actively being a dick to anyone else, and trying to make up for it if I am accidentally dickish. I am UNOFFENDABLE!

Logical paragraph break. I live in the 8th coldest city in the United States. I made a conscious decision to move here from the 12th hottest city in the United States. I am currently employed in the greatest retail position known to humanity - CONVENIENCE STORE CLERK!!!

I am kind of an anti-hoarder - not only do I not collect junk, I tend to throw out sentimental items as well, such as keepsakes, photographs, mementos, and the like. I enjoy Doctor Who, Torchwood, Supernatural, Being Human (both US & UK), Shameless, Psych, Adventure Time, and Batman: the Animated Series. Some movies I like include Resident Evil (the first one), Elf, Formula 51 aka the 51st State, Hotel Transylvania, Suck, the Insatiable, Nothing But Trouble, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, and the Awakening.

My musical tastes are pretty eclectic. Glancing through my lyrical library you'll find Alice Cooper, Pepper, the Agonist, Sisters of Mercy, Zombie Girl, Gaelic Storm, Dropkick Murphys, George Clinton (and the Parliament Funkadelic!), in Flames, Chiasm, Funker Vogt, Satchmo, Notorious B.I.G., Emilie Autumn, the list goes on. I always keep coming back to Type O Negative, Inkubus Sukkubus, and Cradle of Filth, however.

I like to read a lot. I enjoy mostly contemporary supernatural horror/fantasy book series, but not ones with too much sex/romance. Rachel Morgan trumps Anita Blake any day of the week. I also got a soft spot for Harry Dresden, Toby Daye, and Harper Blaine, and have recently met Raylene Pendle and Val Shapiro.

I'm a pretty decent cook. I have a van, but I like to walk everywhere. My home is perennially decorated for Halloween (because I can, dammit!). I consume way too many Monster energy drinks, but I recently switched from green to ab zero. I enjoy the act of smoking, but I am thinking of switching to vaping instead - with winters here, this whole going-outside-to-smoke thing is for the birds. I'm not a raging alcoholic - a six-pack of anything in my fridge has been known to last 1 to 2 weeks, but I am somewhat of a beer snob. I can't stand anything Bud or Coors or cheaper (except PBR - PBR rocks!), and I'd say my most favorite domestic-can-find-at-any-store beer is Michelob Amber Boch. I also enjoy a bottle of Chateau Jiahu when I can find it - unfortunately I moved to a place where there are NO Dogfish Head distributors within 50 miles. Damn.

Anyhoo, I used to lurkaround here a while back, but forgot my username, password, and no longer have any of the email addresses I would have used back then, so I figgerd I'd just start fresh. Have a nice day!
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