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Cool! Never look a gift bottle of gin in the mouth, eh?
Well, I have nothing on hand to drink. Er, well, I'd rather go to bed than try to get started on a beer buzz at this point. So, carry on.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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