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Oh man. My eyes are trying to stay open.
Well let's see... Earlier today I woke up to the sound of university students screaming and chanting. I think I may have registered for a cult. I've locked my door and hidden myself in the far corner of my room. This may well be what they want, but I have nutritional snacks and water enough to last me a few days barricaded in my room. I pray they never find me, because I want to live. For the love of God and all that is holy... I want to live!!
In yesterday's news: I got up the courage to talk to a cute girl I'd been eyeing a few days now, but beyond a few simple words here and there, unable to actually converse with. I was for all intents and purposes shot down, but it felt good. Now that I have that out of the way, I don't really find anyone on campus attractive. *scuffs his shoe* Oh well... There's always next year!
...back to my corner.
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"You had a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie; maybe a have a drink. It's fun, right? ...wrong.
...don't smother your kids."
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