[Apathy's_Child]

I'd totally take Sternn for a beer. He strikes me as an amiable and well-meaning guy, with some deeply illogical and downright blinkered opinions; and such people are generally WAY easier to deal with in Meatspace, where the sucker-punch comes surrounded by broken glass rather than *onlineactionstars*. Also, on here, you can't even make sure someone's looking at you rather than idly tryna lick their own nipples (the IRL equivalent of entering selective response-mode & straight up ignoring huge walls of text) when you're talking to them.