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Old 04-14-2005, 08:13 PM   #4
MrMaelstrom
 
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Nope, the Hitler joke was mine. :oops:

...and here's another:


Adolf Hitler dies and finds himself in front of the door of Hell. He knocks, Satan opens the door and asks: "What's your name?"
"Adolf Hitler", he replies. Satan is flabbergasted. "Adolf Hitler? I know what you did on Earth and there's not way I am going to take you in. Indeed, this is Hell, but there's a limit to everything. Hey, why don't you go to Heaven? Follow the road, there's a big door on the right, you can't miss it."

Elated by this stroke of luck, Hitler starts walking towards Heaven.

The following day, there's a knock at the door of Hell. Satan opens and finds Jesus standing outside.

"Jesus, what are you doing here?", he asks, surprised.

And Jesus replies: "I just escaped from the camp and would like to apply for political asylum!"
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