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Originally Posted by Asylum
I have been told that I am not Goth enough for the following reasons:
1) I don't wear all black all the time. I'm very pale and all black makes me look a week old corpse.
2) I don't wear heavy black makeup or have black hair. Again with the week old corpse thing.
3) I really love my old faded jeans and my Hello Kitty tee shirt.
4) My work clothes are a dark blue button down shirt and tan pants. I do get away with my black combat boots though.
5) I love all types of music, not just Goth.
6) I would sell my soul (if it wasn't already in hock for my dream horse) for a weekend at the spa.
7) I don't speak in poetic phrases.
8) Clubs in general make me twitchy. Our local "goth" club is mostly obnoxious people trying too hard to be Uber Goth while treading on the toes of the locals who do embrace their inner Goth without having to scream it from the rooftops.
And of course I don't have a "cool" name. Asylum is short for Abandoned Asylum which is even shorter for Abandoned Asylum Equestrian Center.
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Sorry, but...
Obnoxious people that try too hard to be ANYTHING is kind of ... mentally... er... OFF to me. Sounds like they have underlying issues.