[Solumina]

I cannot go to a bar alone, I attract far too many creepers, even when I'm completely atrocious because I just spent the last 9 hours at work so I look awful and I smell like a mixture of stale air, chlorine, and a bit of sweat. Thankfully after a little bit their bouncer dude kind of took up a spot by the kitchen (I had wisely decided to take the table closest to the kitchen, mainly because that would give me the best view of the room) and gave the stink eye to discourage a couple of sketchy dudes.

I just wanted to drink my drink (pro-tip don't drink half of your long island before your food comes, especially if you haven't eaten in about 10 hours), eat my food, and watch Sports Center, fuck off with your shitty pickup lines about how I'm too pretty to eat alone, mother fucker I WANT to be alone!