Everyone moves with the times. Don't they?
"There’s questions… There’s always questions. So I have a choice. Three, actually (let me know if there are more)
1) I can answer the same old questions each time anybody and everybody asks, once they’ve twigged about me (or once I’ve just come straight out and told them – there are some people out there who really aren’t that bright);
2) I can wait till someone asks those same old questions, at which point I whip my coat open to reveal a billboard carefully inscribed with all the answers. That way, I don’t have to go over it all again for the umpty-umpth time. However, it only takes one person to get the wrong idea about my intentions and I end up in a police cell charged with goodness knows what…
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3) Er…. This. Just keep reading…"
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