[Fruitbat]

So last night we have a BBQ for tea and I get two bottles of alcoholic cider (ambitious I know). Well after four girl mouthfuls, I'm saying "I love you" to the world.

7/8 of the bottle is in the fridge. It's going to take me a year to drink it, but I'm determined!

Going to a wedding in a few weeks and my GF said "What your driving? Stay somewhere, it's free booze."

I said "Yeah I know, but I don't drink."

She was most upset - I think because she was missing out on the free booze. I would have taken her as my date, if I didn't have to fly across the country. Plus she's not a bat, so I'd have to carry her and I'm too lazy.