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Old 12-07-2010, 10:49 AM   #61
PortraitOfSanity
 
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I have a plan for a restaurant. It's gonna be pretty awesome...

You have to dress as a Viking. You sit on the floor around a bonfire. A waitress brings you live animals of your choice, and a chainsaw. While you're eating, naked wenches of both sexes bring you mass quantities of mead.

I'm still looking for investors. So all you trust fund kids, STEP UP!
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