I have a plan for a restaurant. It's gonna be pretty awesome...
You have to dress as a Viking. You sit on the floor around a bonfire. A waitress brings you live animals of your choice, and a chainsaw. While you're eating, naked wenches of both sexes bring you mass quantities of mead.
I'm still looking for investors. So all you trust fund kids, STEP UP!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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