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(The concert crowd murmers in excitement in the dark as a dim red spotlight turns on and illuminates the stage, revealing the long haired metal band vocalist in camo pants, black lace up boots and black tank top, a Gibson Goth-V electric guitar hanging from his shoulders with a wide black strap imprinted with skulls. He grabs the microphone with both hands and says in a low, raspy death-metal voice:)
this song is dedicated to InsertWittyName! URRRRAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(The band begins playing with loud, 120 decibal feedback to the cheers of the crowd holding up fists pointing upward with index and small fingers in the Evil Eye gesture...)
BELATED WELCOME!
BELATED WELCOME!
BELATED WELCOME!
URRRRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
(the band starts head banging, long hair waving back and forth...)
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