I have a fetish for high heels and handcuffs (me wearing them, not anyone else). I think it's the power rush I get from them.
Also Beowolf, even though I've never seen you before, a light beard looks sexy on almost any man.
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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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