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I'll be on the lookout for people in wide-brimmed black hats, black overcoats and wearing primitive-looking gas masks.
(Multiple humorous references are warring for attention in my mind.)
I have an ongoing battle of joking insults going with my girlfriend regarding cats versus dogs (she's a cat person.) Does this give me the right to crack an insensitive joke about needing to kill cats en masse? Never mind. It's a very bad idea, I know. And only a little funny ... tee hee?
Also, what does my cleric have to roll on a d20 to exorcise these pests? ... tee hee?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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