[Binkie]

Who is "we?" You've been in Ireland for all of one year and you're now the sole representative of your country? I've lived in America for all of my life and I still wouldn't be able to muster up the arrogance to speak on behalf of everyone in my country. Wait, did I say "my?" I mean, "our," because I'd like to remind our readers that despite all of your "we" and "you" rhetoric, you're American.

I also think it's hilarious that you can "admit" you're an alcoholic, but when presented with clear evidence that you're overweight, you deny it up and down and immediately jump onto the offence, trying to say in return I'm fat. So yeah, your rhetoric about accepting what you are is once again fraudulant. Try selling something more believable. Or at least admit that you're overweight, as the CDC clearly points out you are.