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History is written by the victor, so I say Wisconsin should Invade Minnesota in retribution for this outrageous offense versus one of our most prominent Wisconsinites. We can finally force them to get rid of the phrase "land of 10,000" lakes, its time the world realizes Wisconsin has more Lakes than Minnesota.
Then once that invasion is complete we shall move onto "michigan's" upper Peninsula and reclaim what is rightfully Wisconsin's!
Finally with the combined forces of the populations of all three states, we shall move onto California and force them to cut its dairy production, cease it's false claims that California cows are happy cows, and sign a treaty promising to never let it's dairy production rise again.
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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