Bottles of Jager in the fire pit, after that fucktard made sure the cap was screwed on, and glass shrapnel that comes with its own alcohol disinfectant. Seriously.
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must---" designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.
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