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Old 05-09-2005, 07:39 PM   #529
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I wasn't a terrorist. I was an SAS Desert Commando... and I gave a
"Culture Project" presentation on a fine piece of French music - J'ai Un Petit Probleme Dans mon Pantalon (forgive me if I've got the word gender wrong). It wasn't about masturbation, it was a touching song about how a man just couldn't get it up. He tried Viagra, he tried French Porn stars, he tried hot-sauce, he tried "the adhesive plaster that hurt so bad I don't even want to talk about it". Poor guy. He finally got it up in the end, but then he found out his pubes were on fire. :cry:

Either way... I got some pretty good rumours out of the Shemagh, and an F on my Culture Project that day. I so kick ass. I mean, DUDE! I got expelled and then threatened one of the rednecks with a bowie knife!!! How just freaking awesome are my rumours?
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