[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by Saya

Oh c'mon, I can save you the trouble of reading them!

"I woke up in the morning and I had a slice of toast, I washed my luxurious hair, had trouble in town because I am too damn hot, read a lot of explicit thoughts about me, Sam came by while I was sunbathing and I could tell he really wanted me, at night I went over to Bill's house and we screwed and screwed and screwed."

SHE NEEDS A HOBBY.

But can't sex be described as a hobby? *wink*