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"The difference between Sept 2001 & Sept 2011: now the people trying to destroy the government are running for President." -- Andy Borowitz
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"Just read Cheney's book. It's refreshingly honest, especially the part about him drinking the blood of human babies." - Andy Borowitz
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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