[Fruitbat]

Originally Posted by CrimsonPythonidae

Someone stole our fucken bins this morning, or last night, whatever. They were out for collection and this morning before the garbo rolled up they were gone. Both of them. We have a recycle bin and a regular one. Who the hell steals two full fucken wheelie bins?! Goddammit. Now we have to hit the shire up for more or buy our own. Either way we can't really afford it right now. I'm about to go for a drive around the neighbourhood to look for them. Thank goodness I have a ute. I don't think they're down the hill because my boyfriend didn't see them that way on his way to work this morning...

Wheelie bins usually get stolen because they are useful to:
- store water in when growing a drug crop in national parks
- lining up on the bottom of a crest, so when driver's come over the hill, they hit the wheelie bins.


Okay it was me. I took your wheelie bins. I'm building a rocket to the moon.