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Yeah, Yahweh is kind of like an insane, over-controlling boyfriend:
"I love you baby, more than anything, and I don't want to hurt you, but if you don't love me back with all of your being, I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll feel it TOMORROW.
It won't be my fault, it'll be yours. Don't make me hurt you baby because that will make me so damn sad.
Also, you've gotta change the way you dress, eat, and make sure you wear your hair the way I like it"
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