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Old 12-08-2008, 05:57 AM   #18
Apathy's_Child
 
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Not getting heckled? Easy - don't wear anything outlandish unless you are ridiculosly good-looking and sexy, enough to obscure the patent absurdity of your choice in clothing. Also, do NOT assume this to be the case until it has been confirmed by at least 8 people who are not one of the following: friends who only speak when they have something nice to say (i.e. pussies), a drunken stranger in a bar who wants to sleep with you, a person who is trying to cheer you up after a break-up, or your mom.

If this isn't you, then either dress inconspicuously or STFU.
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