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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Hmmm ... think you're a redneck, eh? A test is in order.
Do you think the stock market is surrounded by a fence?
Do you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your girlfriend/wife drunk?
Did your stereo speakers previously belong to the drive-in theater?
Was your school fight song "Dueling Banjos"?
Do you think "subdivision" is part of a math problem?
Have you ever had a custody fight over a hunting dog?
Do you think it would be a good idea to take a fishing pole to Sea World?
Have you ever used lard in bed?
If you answered yes to any of these questions ... well, you know. Heck, if the word "lard" is even a part of your normal vocabulary, it probably qualifies.
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Hmmm..i can safely say "no" to all of those. lol