[Fruitbat]

Jin staggers out of the shop.
Jin: Man it's hard work being the man sometimes.
Ape: Wow Jin what happened to you?

Jin: Well after I took care of Jack, he went after Versus and here I was thinking I'd finally get lucky with him [sighs heavily]

Ape: It's okay dear. You better get back in there. Oh and you better take this [Ape hands Jin a large vat of personal lubricant] Miss C is going to need it.

JIN WIPES THE SWEAT FROM HER BROW, HAULING THE TROLLEY OF LUBRICANT BACK INTO THE SHOP. SINJOB RAISES HIS EYEBROW AND FOLLOWS.
Twitch: Hey where you going? This is the gay porn thread, not the hetro stuff.

SINJOB WALKS OUT.
SJ: Oh fuck man, you're right.

BUT THE REALISATION DOESN'T STOP HIM FROM WATCHING KK AND DESP GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY ON THE MATTRESS IN A KARMA SUTRA POSE. TWITCH AND SINJOB BOTH TWIST THEIR HEADS TO WORK IT OUT.

Ape: So Batty, is this the going away party you thought you always wanted?
FB: [sighing] I thought you were going to invite Ren along as well?
Ape: Patience my dearest. He'll be here. Soon.

INSIDE APATHY IS NOT FIGHTING MISSC'S ADVANCES, AND SHE'S LOOKING FRUSTRATED.

MISSC: You can at least pretend you don't want this, 9 incher in you Apathy.
APATHY: [crying] Everyone else has fucked me over, you may as well do it too.

MISSC LOOKS AROUND AND SHRUGS: Okay.

Jack: Versus, be my little bitch.
Versus: Only if you dress up like a nurse.
Jack: [confused] how the fuck will that work?

DESP IS STANDING, HOLDING ONTO KK'S LEGS, WHILE KK DOES A HAND STAND IN FRONT OF HIM.

KK: Fuck K babes, I think we are doing this the wrong way around?
Desp: But I'm tired of being on the bottom. I want to be on the top.
KK: Well this way we are equal.
Desp: But this way makes no sense.
KK: I am the master of love making. It will all make sense soon.

SAYA IS SMOKING A CIGERETTE WHILE RELAXING FOR A MOMENT. TIMELESS IS CURLED UP NEXT TO HER WITH A DREAMY LOOK ON HIS FACE.

Timeless: If only this wasn't the gay porn thread...
Saya: I know... I know...


OUTSIDE THE CROWD HAS SPILLED ONTO THE ROAD, BLOCKING TRAFFIC. SINJOB AND TWITCH HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL COLLECTING MONEY, WHICH IS NOW BEING STORED IN THE KIDDIE POOL WITH APE AND FRUITBAT, SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR EITHER OF THEM.

REN AND ALAN WANDER UP, HOLDING HANDS AND HEAD INSIDE.

FB: I'm not sure there are enough mattresses.
Ape: There's floor space.