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I'm not for a ban on food in bed per se, I don't personally dig it but I bet people do find the whole "Oh I seem to have drizzled chocolate all over you, allow me to get that for you *lick lick*" thing smexy, you know how crazy chocolate lovers get, it just weirds me out that someone would think that putting a frozen grape or chicken nugget or tofurky ribet on someone's cooch would be sexy, especially if we assume this is against a very worked up clit it would thaw in no time and again, fruit that near the vagina is asking for a yeast infection. Or vaginosis if its a chicken nugget. Indeed, keep food away from the genitalia.
Especially when you consider the list as a whole, as one of them was "Ask permission! Some women find that endearing!" o.O like its optional! Like it would still be okay if you just surprised your partner with a frozen grape!
Like the article I linked to said, thats a good way to be forever known as "the guy who tried to fuck me with a grape."
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