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11-28-2005, 06:04 PM
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a goth so fast that his foot broke the barrier of the speed of light, ultimately sending him back in time, causing Amelia Earheart to crash into the Atlantic.
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11-28-2005, 06:05 PM
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Chuck Norris once asked a goth to pull his finger. When the goth did, he roundhouse kicked him in the abdomen. Then he farted.
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11-28-2005, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
What's your deal, son?
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Regarding your sig, if life is "deep," then why do you love death/hate yoo-hoo so much?
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11-28-2005, 06:12 PM
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A gothic blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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11-28-2005, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
edit: I don't hate life. Sorry to disappoint.
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Living as an immortal vampire doesn't count, sorry.
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11-28-2005, 06:16 PM
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a goth who had hung himself back to life by giving him a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the goth sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him, breaking his neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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11-28-2005, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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I agree.
This thread is pointless.
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11-28-2005, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Edible_eye, please get rid of this thread? We've attracted another closed-minded goth-hater.
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Yes yes, the whole world is close minded and full of dispair, oppressing your black tainted heart. Oh dreary world!
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11-28-2005, 06:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by rockandrose
I agree.
This thread is pointless.
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Pointless like this whispering torture we call life...
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11-28-2005, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I never claimed to be gothic, kiddo. I've a happy disposition and I'm not full of dispair OR despair. You're closed-minded because you've lumped us all into one category and are using Hollywood stereotypes to categorize us.
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You're not full of despair? Not a very good goth...
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11-28-2005, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Chuck Norris (as Walker: Texas Ranger) once slapped a troll's mom in the mouth for not shutting the door to her room and preventing him from starting shit on a goth messageboard.
See?
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11-28-2005, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
Chuck Norris (as Walker: Texas Ranger) once slapped a troll's mom in the mouth for not shutting the door to her room and preventing him from starting shit on a goth messageboard.
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Hatred... HATRED!!!! Ahh yes, just as your Prince of Darkness commands!
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11-28-2005, 07:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
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Chuck freaking rules. I'd hit that shit.
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11-28-2005, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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ah... another beautiful example of a blunted mind allowed to wander the internet without supervision.
thread locked.
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