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02-28-2011, 01:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Versus! We will do science!
So, Google wouldn't tell me why I have a crush on you either. So instead, I chose to take some highly scientific tests to see if my crush is genuine.
According to this test, I don't have a crush on you. Its validity is questionable since this is an internet crush, however, and I had to adapt answers accordingly. It seems that for a woman to have a crush on a man, I have to think about you night and day, talk about you non-stop and secretly wish you'd propose.
http://www.beautyden.com/quiz/have-crush-him.shtml
This test had the same problems, I had to get creative and think of what the online equivalent of intentionally bumping into someone is. However, because I do not declare my love for you, do not think of you 24/7, and will not vow to love you always no matter what anyone says, including close friends, I do not have a crush on you. Or rather, I have only 13% of a crush on you.
http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/utscore.php?id=49967
According to this ingenious test, "Why Do Have A Crush?", It says I'm shallow and I don't have my priorities straight. Crush status unknown. Because I wouldn't marry you, apparently.
http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/qu...o-have-a-crush
But according to this, you may actually have a crush on me!
http://www.allthetests.com/quiz11/qu...A-Crush-on-You
I can only conclude that the crush has come about because you're projecting your own crush on me. Since I am not gyrating against the screen every time you post, its quite obvious. Your manly, muscular body and witty posts have not reduced me to a crush after all.
I'd still bone you, though. But that makes me horrible and shallow.
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02-28-2011, 01:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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You treacherous SLUT.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 01:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Please consult the graph in the other thread. You're the other man here.
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02-28-2011, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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What thread?
EDIT - actually, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. You've done enough.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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For science, Apathy!
http://gothic.net/boards/showpost.ph...&postcount=166
Although I should make a chart of my gnet love interests, there was Mr. E Nigma, Sweet Jane, Kontan, Versus, and then you. Very briefly you, apparently.
ETA: How could I forget PJ? My love for PJ is eternal and unwaivering.
So yeah. Total slut.
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02-28-2011, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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FUCK THEM. I'll fight erry last one of 'em. With my shirt off. Just for the lulz.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 02:06 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Oh, please, you'll forget what we have the moment the next redhead comes walking by. I learned from Kontan *sniff*
Besides, Versus could snap you in half.
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02-28-2011, 02:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Meh, at least suicide-by-Versus is a pretty kickass way to go out. 'Sides, I'm a broken man now you been gone. I got nothing left to lose.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 02:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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You have The Judge!
And we'll always have Paris.
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02-28-2011, 02:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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She hardly ever comes around anymore. And we both fucking hate MSN. Seriously, we're SHIT at MSN. We have to plan our MSN meet-ups via email for chrissakes.
Stop trying to placate my ass by pimpimg out other members, Saya. The simple fact is, here, now, at this juncture in Gnet, it's all about you, baby. You can tyrannize my heart, but you can't make me stop loving you, and that's just mo'fucking FACT.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 02:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Oh, there must be some way of settling this without getting hysterical.
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02-28-2011, 02:44 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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I propose I execute the competition one after the other. Calmly, like.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-28-2011, 02:49 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Why must it always be violence? Why couldn't we suggest a cunnilingus competition?
Well, since two are lost to oblivion, PJ's death would break my heart, and your odds against Versus are very small...Start with Kontan. Please.
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03-03-2011, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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I like the idea of a cunnilingus competition...who cares if a guy can box, espeically if he's good at this... 
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03-03-2011, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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I sense some carnage about to go down... * Quick Saya, be lamer.
*punpause
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03-03-2011, 11:43 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CuckooTuli
Quick Saya, be lamer.
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Just isn't possible, my friend.
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03-03-2011, 11:59 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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Aight cool.
But you got the pun, right?
Right??
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03-03-2011, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I had to think about it for a minute, embarrassingly enough. But I cackled when I did get it XD
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03-03-2011, 12:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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That's cool. Long as you see what I did there. 
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03-03-2011, 12:07 PM
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03-03-2011, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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Saya, your bird scares me and i don't get it... 
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03-03-2011, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Saya, I just want to wrap you in blankets and feed you warm, totally vegan cookies. I'd even learn to bake just for you, that's how utterly adorable you are.
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03-03-2011, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Why is everyone complimenting me today? Am I dying? Do you want something?
But blankets and cookies sound nice ^_^
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03-03-2011, 12:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 708
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I bet you're wearing Linx. That must be it.
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03-03-2011, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Ahhhh lynx, the smell of teenage desperation
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