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02-13-2012, 09:15 PM
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#301
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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all hail pastafarianism, bitches!!!
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02-13-2012, 10:37 PM
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#302
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
all hail pastafarianism, bitches!!!
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who you calling a bitch?
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02-13-2012, 10:48 PM
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#303
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
who you calling a bitch?
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You, bitch! Thou art an unbelieving hoe-bag who worships not the Pasta!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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02-15-2012, 12:42 AM
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#304
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
You, bitch! Thou art an unbelieving hoe-bag who worships not the Pasta!
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I'm sorry but the flying spaghetti monster is about as real to me as the pasta bunny or pasta claws, or the pasta fairy
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02-15-2012, 02:00 PM
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#305
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Yes, if you put a pasta strainer on your head and bless it in His name.
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I'm sorry but I can't lower myself to that level, I can build a bird house for him, but I'm not going with the pasta stainer idea
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02-15-2012, 07:41 PM
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#306
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Says you, bitch.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-15-2012, 10:19 PM
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#307
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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remember Jesus was buried in a tomb
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02-15-2012, 11:51 PM
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#308
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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No, they tossed his ass in a cave, and with the lag back in those days, it took him three days to respawn.
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02-16-2012, 08:14 AM
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#309
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I'm sorry but I can't lower myself to that level, I can build a bird house for him, but I'm not going with the pasta stainer idea
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Then there shall be no salvation for you.
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02-16-2012, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Jesus was buried in a tomb.
They wouldn't lay him in a room.
Nor in the earth where he could bloom.
Wished he'd never left the womb.
Poetry for bitches! WORD.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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02-16-2012, 10:26 PM
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#311
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Jesus was buried in a tomb.
They wouldn't lay him in a room.
Nor in the earth where he could bloom.
Wished he'd never left the womb.
Poetry for bitches! WORD.
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you are an antichrist
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02-17-2012, 02:16 PM
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#312
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
you are an antichrist
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First, props to Ben for the wonderful poem.
Second, why single HIM out as an antichrist when the whole forum feels the same way he does?
Third, have you ever been touched by FSM's noodly appendage? You're missing out.
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02-20-2012, 05:17 PM
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#313
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
First, props to Ben for the wonderful poem.
Second, why single HIM out as an antichrist when the whole forum feels the same way he does?
Third, have you ever been touched by FSM's noodly appendage? You're missing out.
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because of what he said
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02-21-2012, 03:40 AM
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#314
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
because of what he said
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You agreed to build a house of worship in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so technically, you are in defiance of the Christian God, and therefore you are antichrist as well.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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02-21-2012, 11:36 PM
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#315
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
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While I do my part in worshiping the FSM properly, I have this to share, TR...
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02-22-2012, 12:56 AM
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#316
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
You agreed to build a house of worship in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so technically, you are in defiance of the Christian God, and therefore you are antichrist as well.
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I agreed to build a bird house for birds to worship fsm, and I didn't even dedicate it to him yet, and most likely won't
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02-22-2012, 10:40 AM
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#317
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I agreed to build a bird house for birds to worship fsm, and I didn't even dedicate it to him yet, and most likely won't
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According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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02-23-2012, 09:53 PM
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#318
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
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Almost sounds like politics to me.
Hey, pothead?! How's that birdhouse coming along?
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02-24-2012, 10:47 PM
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#319
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
According to the Christian school of thought, you are judged on your thoughts, words and intentions, not your actions.
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actually you are judged based on what you know, and also judge not and you will not be judged
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02-24-2012, 11:23 PM
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#320
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasdeja
Almost sounds like politics to me.
Hey, pothead?! How's that birdhouse coming along?
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I built it
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02-27-2012, 01:54 AM
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#321
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I built it
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Then you have declared your faith to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have defiled God by worshipping a different god, and thus you will burn in Hell!
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
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03-01-2012, 12:26 AM
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#322
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 1,185
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion
Then you have declared your faith to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have defiled God by worshipping a different god, and thus you will burn in Hell!
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I didn't build it for me to worship, but for the birds to worship
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03-01-2012, 01:01 AM
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#323
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Delicious Hostess Fruit Filling, Oregon
Posts: 469
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You have offended the birds by not dedicating the birdhouse to the FSM! Now you must atone for your grevious sin... there's an example in the picture below.
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03-03-2012, 08:57 AM
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#324
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 97
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pothead
I didn't build it for me to worship, but for the birds to worship
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Wouldn't that be technically spreading a false religion? Seems to me like Jesus wouldn't be too happy about that. I'm pretty sure that the birds have their own gods to worship. Or they might be interested in converting to a new religion. I don't know. I've never asked.
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03-03-2012, 11:07 AM
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#325
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
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Pothead! You have spread the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, committed the crime of even considering to create a house of worship for a different deity and thereby cast off your God and your Jesus! You are now an outcast in the eyes of your religion, and so, your only choice is to convert to Pastafarianism!
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Forget me not, for I do not deserve it.
Forget me not, as I do not forget you.
Forget me not, since I remain around.
Forget me not, and keep my memory.
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