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01-28-2011, 07:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
I'm frightened by where this collaboration is heading...
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Don't be frightened. I'm sure Apathy has something......wonderful in store for you
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01-28-2011, 09:11 AM
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Don't worry, Corpseh. We'll be gentle.
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Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-28-2011, 05:13 PM
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Oh I'm sure, it's the 'we' that has me petrified.
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01-29-2011, 08:14 AM
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Oh, I get it - you want me to yourself. It's understandable, I can dig it. So we just need a willing volunteer to make sure MissCheyenne doesn't put you off by watching us while fingering her own nipples. Time to pick your poison, Cheyenne - who will enter next?...
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 08:17 AM
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Apathy, it's all on you bro. I've set the scene now you need to take it to the next level. I'm waiting by the pizza box
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01-29-2011, 08:23 AM
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Okay... lemme think a minute. So you're wearing those heavy boots. I got it.
THE GROUND SHAKES WITH FOOTSTEPS LIKE JURASSIC PARK WHEN THE T-REX IS AFOOT. THE STEPS GROW CLOSER AS SCC JUMPS INTO APATHY'S ARMS LIKE SCOOBY DOO. SUDDENLY THE DOOR CRASHES OPEN. VERSUS STANDS SILHOUETTED WHERE MISSCHEYENNE STOOD MERE MOMENTS AGO. HE LOOKS HER UP AND DOWN WITH A LASCIVIOUS EXPRESSION THAT BECOMES A FROWN OF ANNOYANCE WHEN HE CLOCKS THE BOOTS.
V: Bitch, my boots are bigger'n yours.
MC: [looking down at them then fluttering eyelashes at him girlishly] Oh, I know. You're a big... big... man.
V: Damn straight. Now you need to learn what happens to little girls who think they can wear big MAN boots.
VERSUS BENDS MISSCHEYENNE OVER THE DESK THAT IS NOW IN THE ROOM AND WAS TOTALLY THERE THE WHOLE TIME EVEN IF NOBODY MENTIONED IT BEFORE, AND STARTS SPANKING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. THE PIZZA BOX FALLS FROM HER HAND AS SHE SQUEALS.
Kay, everyone happy? Aight, let's move ahead.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 08:29 AM
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CUT TO SCC AND APATHY. SCC PATS HIS CROTCH SUGGESTIVELY.
'Wanna ride on King Dong sugar tits?'
Apathy's mouth drops open, prompting SCC to playfully push his head toward his exposed underwear.
'If you're offering, I ain't gonna say no' he purrs.
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01-29-2011, 08:31 AM
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Bahahahahaha. Sugar tits.
EDIT: MC BEGINS TO WEEP TEARS OF SWEET SURRENDER AS VERSUS SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HER BEHIND. HE TURNS HER OVER ROUGHLY, PUSHES UP THE MINIDRESS, RAMS IT IN AND BEGINS PLOWING HARD AS SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND HIM, MOANING.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 08:33 AM
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I love how I'm a little girl. I am pretty tiny IRL. You got me just right
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01-29-2011, 08:35 AM
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01-29-2011, 08:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Bahahahahaha. Sugar tits.
EDIT: MC BEGINS TO WEEP TEARS OF SWEET SURRENDER AS VERSUS SMACKS THE SHIT OUT OF HER BEHIND. HE TURNS HER OVER ROUGHLY, PUSHES UP THE MINIDRESS, RAMS IT IN AND BEGINS PLOWING HARD AS SHE WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND HIM, MOANING.
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VERSUS KEEPS PLOWING LIKE A STEAM TRAIN WHEN SUDDENLY, MC MAKES A PERFECT ROLL AND PINS HIM TO THE TABLE.
'My turn now', she whispers, smiling sweetly.
MC SLITHERS DOWN TO VERSUS CROTCH AND BEGINS SUCKING ON HIM LIKE AN OVERPOWERED VACUUM CLEANER. VERSUS THROWS HIS HEAD BACK ROARING IN A TOTALLY MANLY WAY.
'Bitch,you could suck a golf ball clean through a hose pipe' he grunts, grabbing MC's head and pushing it down harder.
OVER ON THE COUCH, APATHY AND SCC ARE WRESTLING, SCC ROLLS ONTO APATHY'S CHEST, PINNING HIS ARMS DOWN WITH HIS KNEES.
'Baby, lets see what you got. Let me see you smile like the cat that......got the cream'
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01-29-2011, 08:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
I love how I'm a little girl. I am pretty tiny IRL. You got me just right
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Shoot. I'm only 5'1".
Also. wtf.
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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01-29-2011, 08:59 AM
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#38
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Fuck. Cheyenne, much as it kills me to admit it, you're way better at this than me. I may just need to hang up my porno pen, hit the bench, and let you ride the wave of jizz & awesomeness you're surfing.
EDIT: Versus, don't ask why, man. Just enjoy that dumbfounded haze of post-coital confusion and let it ride.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:07 AM
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Bwahahahaha. I'm just trying to throw as many cheesy lines in as I can get away with. Versus, ride the wave baby. ;P If you don't like the story, join in and help shape it the way you want it
EDIT. AC, don't leave me alone here! With my cheesy one liners and your realism, we can do truly great things!
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01-29-2011, 09:11 AM
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Yeah, you've got the combination of cheesy hilarity and stuff that is actually kind of hot down pat.
What???
EDIT: Realism... LOL. Okay. Let's do this shizzle. You next though - I'll be like a guest writer or some shit, but you should definitely take the reins. I've LOL'd several times reading your ones.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:13 AM
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I don't know, I'm just waiting for someone to throw me something to work with here. It might as well be you :P ( I've already got a pool side scene planned out involving some of the fine ladies of G.net )
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01-29-2011, 09:18 AM
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Whoa, "might as well be me"? You cut me deep, Cheyenne. I thought what we had here was special.
You better, uh, make it up to me before the credits roll.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:20 AM
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#43
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Listen sugar tits, there's plenty to go around. You've got SCC to ....finish off yet
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01-29-2011, 09:22 AM
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Okay, let's say for now, you do me and SCC and I'll keep going with you and Versus. Just 'cause I suspect SCC will love you a little bit once he finishes reading through the last few posts.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:23 AM
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It's on then. Bring it forth and let the good times roll!
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01-29-2011, 09:38 AM
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MC CONTINUES GOBBLING COCK FOR A THREE-MINUTE EXTENDED CLOSE-UP UNTIL IT BECOMES APPARENT THAT VERSUS IS ABOUT TO CUM. HE JACKKNIFES WITH A MANLY ROAR AND TOSSES HER TO THE FLOOR, WHERE SHE LANDS ON HER BEHIND, LOOKING UP AT HIM WITH BAMBI EYES.
MC: Did I not do good, daddy?
V: You did good, baby. [stands over her] But there's more to a man than a hot rod... [slams her onto her back with a foot in the chest then sits on her face and punches her in the stomach, making her tongue shoot out into his ass]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:44 AM
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I have fucking TEARS rolling down my face.
SCC AND APATHY ARE STILL ON THE COUCH. SCC REACHES INTO HIS PANTS AND UNLEASHES 'KING DONG' APATHY LOOKS UP, TERROR IN HIS EYES.
'It's so.....BIG,' he sputters, 'I can't take ALL that, it'll rip me in half!'
SCC SPITS IN HIS HAND, CASUALLY RUBS IT DOWN HIS BULGING SHAFT AND DIRECTS IT TOWARDS APATHY'S STILL GAPING MOUTH.
'Open wide, here comes the aeroplane!' he declares triumphantly.
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01-29-2011, 09:49 AM
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#48
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You know, that article Saya posted about slash has got me noticing the power structure in our writing. I just read this page over and noticed that mine's got me and Versus as the dominant forces, while yours is putting us in sub hats with you and SCC owning our sweet asses. I'm suddenly not sure whether that's 'cause I'm a straight guy with dom tendencies, or patriarchal overtones in action on my part.
We may need Saya to enter in intellectual glasses and provide some... analysis.
EDIT: Oh, and - LOL. This is cracking me up.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-29-2011, 09:51 AM
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Wow. Just... wow. XD
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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01-29-2011, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Entries (fuck off) like the above explain why I suggested we write for each other. I'm too manly to admit to such awed terror when writing myself.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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