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01-24-2005, 03:17 PM
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#2951
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
I'll show you penile code.
Then, I'll whip out my schlong and show it to you.
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You better keep the Boa in yo pants or I am going to sic 'Eggplant Dick' on you!!
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01-24-2005, 03:22 PM
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#2952
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Alright....no more dry humping...next time I simulate sex on your carpet I am going to do it sans pants.
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01-24-2005, 03:25 PM
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#2953
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
Alright....no more dry humping...next time I simulate sex on your carpet I am going to do it sans pants.
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And I'll be there with the digital camera, Manimal's laptop, and the wireless web access!!
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01-24-2005, 03:28 PM
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#2954
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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For the record folks... when Al dry humped my carpet it was NOT ... repeat NOT... a simulation. I don't know if he finished or not but there's now a crusty bald spot in the middle of my floor.
Will one of you ladies please take care of this man? I'm running out of untainted furniture...
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01-24-2005, 03:41 PM
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#2955
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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It's not my fault your carpet is a slut.
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01-24-2005, 04:20 PM
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#2956
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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We're talking brown, stained, stringy, nappy ass over the hill with decades worth of who knows what done to it.
So uh... if that doesn't paint a clear picture of desperation I don't know what does 
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01-25-2005, 01:56 PM
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#2957
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 41
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At EPS's prodding, I am posting a picture of me and Jhonen Vasquez from back in December. We are at a bookstore in Burbank California, and this was taken with J's own camera by a cute girl.
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01-25-2005, 02:04 PM
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#2958
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by WeaselBoy
At EPS's prodding, I am posting a picture of me and Jhonen Vasquez from back in December. We are at a bookstore in Burbank California, and this was taken with J's own camera by a cute girl.
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So we're clear Jhonen Vasquez is my hero and so is Darren for knowing him.
They should be naked on an altar somewhere surrounded by delicated oiled asian females.
:twisted:
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01-25-2005, 02:17 PM
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#2959
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Manimal and EPS: drop the "alkilyu humped my carpet" act and own up to the fact that you're just pissed off that you can't shagg on that spot yourselves without calling a HazMat unit first.
Tstone, are you implying that Alkilyu humped Bush? :shock:
Weasel, dude, you put that pic of yours on the website homepage and no one will doubt this to be a horror site.
Something tells me my demigod previleges are about to be revoked :?
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01-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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#2960
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
Manimal and EPS: drop the "alkilyu humped my carpet" act and own up to the fact that you're just pissed off that you can't shagg on that spot yourselves without calling a HazMat unit first.
Something tells me my demigod previleges are about to be revoked :?
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Well, yeah its kinda hard to be spontaneous with the Bio-hazard gear AND the Anal Eze.
Yeesh..
Al, You SICKO!!
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01-25-2005, 02:39 PM
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#2961
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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That started as me trying to distract EPS from something on TV, oh the debates! A mutual friend of all three of us was talking and I did it to piss him off. Then, to be fair, I humped the floor whenever EPS or Manimal made a point.
Now it's just expected of me.
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01-25-2005, 02:56 PM
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#2962
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
That started as me trying to distract EPS from something on TV!
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You mean that's the best you came up with?  Jesus dude, take me to your dealer or share your pharmaceuticals
And they call me derranged.
I can just see it in a western: -Billybob, I'm gonna try to make it to the barn so that I can go call for help. Try to distract them while I make a break for it...
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BILLYBOB? What on Earth are you doing? :shock: Get up now, boy.
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01-25-2005, 03:27 PM
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#2963
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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It was during the last Presidential debates, and Bryan gets pissed when I do that, so I did it.
Then I went and banged my sister.
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01-26-2005, 11:42 AM
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#2964
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Who is Vasquez?
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01-26-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2965
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Winnsboro, LA
Posts: 372
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01-26-2005, 07:00 PM
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#2966
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Honolulu, HI
Posts: 27
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The above comments made me giggle on the inside.
As pathetic as it sounds, I'm becoming such a camera... phone... whore!
Well, at least it's something to do while my sister's out of town, and I have the apartment to myself... Fortunately, it'll come to an end very soon.
Once again, my deepest apologies for my pictures being so huge.
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01-26-2005, 07:20 PM
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#2967
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Originally Posted by AuroraBorealis
The above comments made me giggle on the inside.
As pathetic as it sounds, I'm becoming such a camera... phone... whore!
Well, at least it's something to do while my sister's out of town, and I have the apartment to myself... Fortunately, it'll come to an end very soon.
Once again, my deepest apologies for my pictures being so huge. |
...Believe me- we wouldn't have it any other way, cuteness!
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01-26-2005, 08:49 PM
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#2968
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I don't mind when pretty attractive people post plenty of pictures of themselves so go right ahead!! I don't know how to resize pictures either.
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01-27-2005, 08:49 AM
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#2969
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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aurora -
i think you're underage, so i'll just say, "you gonna make someone very happy someday, girl."
http://www.aquarionics.com/fun/evilpenguin.mpg
there's something fun for all.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-27-2005, 10:07 AM
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#2970
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
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...Alright- I'm new at this, so y'all gotta tell me if I got wrong or anything:
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01-27-2005, 10:28 AM
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#2971
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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all i have to say to that is...
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-27-2005, 10:10 PM
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#2972
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
Posts: 1,241
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LMFAO
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01-27-2005, 10:38 PM
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#2973
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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very sick
with what little energy I have left I dedicate thie to e_e
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01-27-2005, 10:42 PM
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#2974
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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dude -
that guy FUCKED himself up.
heh. awesome.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-27-2005, 10:45 PM
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#2975
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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haha it's like the matrix but not
so sick so very very sick
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