Worst Band Ever

[Extraordinary]

Originally Posted by Saddiction

I didn't know that 'Rap' was a band.....

How can I say this? Ah, yes..."rofl."

[Pancakes of Doom]

I'm gonna have to vote for ICP. I thought that it was safe around here when they were making music, (God, please say they stopped making music!) but recently there's been this flood of hybrid redneck/gangsta/emo/mallgoths who do nothing but rave endlessly about ICP.

[the_cure]

I loath Death Cab for Cutie. I seriously prefer the sound of fingernails on a chalk board.

[HumanePain]

The Bee Gees evoke a grimace from me everytime.

[dreamydancer]

Yeah, this is kind of hard. So many crappy bands. So little time.

Metallica ~ Ultimate poseur metal lameasses. They need to shut the fuck up and retire.

Linkin Park ~ Ugggh, so boring, bland, unoriginal, try-to-be-cool with hip-hop influences lameasses!! I’d rather listen to old people have sex!!

Sugar Ray ~ Another bad memory from the nineties.

Slipknot ~ If you wear Crow makeup, have no sense of fashion, and are an avid fan of “nu-metal”, then yes, they’re pretty cool.

Limp Bizkit ~ Remember when shitty rap metal was cool in the late nineties?

Cradle of Filth ~ I already disliked them. Then I heard their cover of “No Time to Cry” by The Sisters of Mercy and wanted to kill myself

Kittie ~ Girls who can’t play their instruments. Ugh, I love how hardcore they are.

Evanescence ~ Have I told anyone how much I hate Amy Lee? Seriously, when I first saw that LAMEASS video, “Bring Me to Life,” I told myself, “Goddamn, this sucks a million donkey balls!!!”

Nickelback ~ Fucking Christ!!! I wish I could get so much credit for uninspiring, half hearted, pathetic attempt at music.

All those mainstream “alternative” bands: AFI, MCR, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, etc. Seriously, all of them have the same wussy, white boy, high-pitched, annoying as hell voices. It’s not sexy, it’s not tough, it’s just irritating. Could you please try to have nicer voices? GOD SAVE ME!!

I shall probably continue some other time. Pardon my language.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Although I love "Rock Lobster," I hate the B-52s. A lot. They did "Love Shack," so in my book, should be killed.

[demonfairy]

Nelly Furtardo absolutely grates on my nerves.I can't stand that woman's nasally voice,or her music.

[Underwater Ophelia]

How about William Shatner? Not a band, but he released music...

[Draconysius]

Originally Posted by dreamydancer

All those mainstream “alternative” bands: AFI, MCR, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, etc. Seriously, all of them have the same wussy, white boy, high-pitched, annoying as hell voices. It’s not sexy, it’s not tough, it’s just irritating. Could you please try to have nicer voices? GOD SAVE ME!!

Amen, sister. It's a travesty they're referred to as "hardcore".