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12-19-2005, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Northwestern Washington
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My hands are all crackly, too, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it. The skin keeps cracking open and bleeding, but I barely feel it. There are little spots on my pillow, as well, that probably come from my hands bleeding.
When I can be bothered to do something about it, I use a Burt's Bees hand cream. Smells nice, and seems to work.
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It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?
--Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-19-2005, 01:54 PM
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#4227
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nothing from nowhere, AZ
Posts: 433
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You should try what I told Xng as well. Burts Bee's products are amazing! I'm sure if you used those after soaking your hands and wrapped them up for a while that it'd really make a difference..
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I broke myself, shattered, tied a bow around every piece, you'll love the eyes. Have they always shown so vacantly? The more I show the less you'll want to know. I can't stop the insects that are feeding, pull the needles from beneath my skin.... ~ A Fire Inside ~
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12-19-2005, 02:03 PM
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#4228
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 39
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The only problem with my hands is that they don't work properly, and the cat scratches them to hell.
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12-19-2005, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nothing from nowhere, AZ
Posts: 433
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my cats do the same. They've gotten a bit better as they've gotten older though. But if your foot gets in the way of my Kitty Bam as he is in hot pursuit of his string or the laser pointer, LOOK OUT!
LOL!
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I broke myself, shattered, tied a bow around every piece, you'll love the eyes. Have they always shown so vacantly? The more I show the less you'll want to know. I can't stop the insects that are feeding, pull the needles from beneath my skin.... ~ A Fire Inside ~
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12-19-2005, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 39
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When my cat is mad he jumps and clings to your leg and bites......Nasty little kitty he is.
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12-19-2005, 02:19 PM
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#4231
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: nomad
Posts: 336
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mine does that, too ... the older she gets the nastier she becomes
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"The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent."
Mark Twain
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12-19-2005, 02:31 PM
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#4232
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nothing from nowhere, AZ
Posts: 433
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
My hands are doing a lot better now, thank you, Nix! I'm looking forward to getting mittens for Christmas, though. They're still sore and red where they cracked before.
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YAY! I'm glad I could help a bit Xng... If they are still sore you should continue to put lotion on them up to 4 times a day... as well as doing the whole soaking them thing once a day for the next 3 days. Then by Christmas when you get your mittens they should be all better..
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I broke myself, shattered, tied a bow around every piece, you'll love the eyes. Have they always shown so vacantly? The more I show the less you'll want to know. I can't stop the insects that are feeding, pull the needles from beneath my skin.... ~ A Fire Inside ~
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12-19-2005, 03:27 PM
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#4233
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nothing from nowhere, AZ
Posts: 433
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Anytime girlie! I definitely will!
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I broke myself, shattered, tied a bow around every piece, you'll love the eyes. Have they always shown so vacantly? The more I show the less you'll want to know. I can't stop the insects that are feeding, pull the needles from beneath my skin.... ~ A Fire Inside ~
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12-19-2005, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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No more exams!! Woot!! ^^
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12-19-2005, 06:09 PM
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#4235
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Oh it's Winged. It's been a while since I've last seen your pretty face.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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12-19-2005, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
Posts: 224
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I just ate half a jar of pickles. My stomach feels strange.
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"Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose." -Friedrich Nietzsche
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12-19-2005, 07:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Out in the middle of friggin nowhere
Posts: 221
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So..I was digging for belly button lint and found a 20 dollar bill I'd hidden in there 6 years ago...schweet!
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12-19-2005, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Absinthe.. they sell that in San fran... only a mere $50 per. Not too bad for about 20L of warm candy. Never have seen an actual bottle though.
Joy!!! You described the Jagger cloud perfectly!! Beyond obnoxious behavior you just can't stop! Ohhh the memories..
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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12-19-2005, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: absofuckinglutely nowhere
Posts: 1,051
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
I really am a bit charmed at my cell phones resistance to not word recognize naughty words like "masturbate" and "asshole".
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see, now you have to share the back-story to that one.
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hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
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12-19-2005, 10:32 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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*a rather dog-eared scooby style* Whaaa?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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12-19-2005, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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I don't know if anyone here has ever been to or knows about ytmnd.com, but this is a pretty good potrayal of Micheal Moore... ^_^
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12-20-2005, 06:13 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Things we all should know about Chuck Norris:
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has
never cried.
2) When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not
because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.
3) Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and
paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.
4) Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so
hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed
Amelia Earhart while she
was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
5) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them
down until he gets the
information he wants.
6) If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he
always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he
roundhouse kicks you in the
face.
7) Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of
Chuck Norris.
8) Rather than being birthed like a normal child,
Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb.
Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.
9) Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II"
video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused
him to do a roundhouse
kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris
replied, "That's no glitch."
Then proceeded to roundhouse kick him in the face.
10) Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
did.
11) Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born,
roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
12) Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his
rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the
transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the
face and took his soul
back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't
stay mad and admitted he
should have seen it coming. They now play poker
every second Wednesday of
the month.
13) Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger,
Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a
prolonged beard rub. Shortly
after the farm animal sprang back to life and a
crowd had gathered, Chuck
Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its
neck, to remind the crew
once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he
taketh away.
14) Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how
much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then
shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME
IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her
throat. Holding his
girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed,
"Don't fuck with Chuck!"
Two years and five months later he realized the
irony of this statement and
laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
radius of the blast went
deaf.
15) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
16) Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back
in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three>
bullets with his beard,
deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer
amazement.
17) Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses
are hung like Chuck
Norris
18) Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought
baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The
other Wisemen, jealous
of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their
combined influence to have
Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all
three died of roundhouse
kick related deaths.
19) To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat
cancer, Chuck Norris smoked
15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and
acquired 7 different
kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by
flexing for 30 minutes.
Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
20) There are no disabled people. Only people who
have met Chuck Norris.
21) Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so
he gets the pleasure.
22) There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
23) Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning
field goal of a high
school football game. When the football went flat,
he persuaded the referees
to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old
child. Chuck roundhoused
kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and
then proceeded to bang
every girl in the stadium.
24) The original theme song to the Transformers was
actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris-robot
in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended
the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a
pick-up. This was far too
much awesome for a single show, however, so it was
divided.
25) The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
26) Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming
Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
27) When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family
does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks
to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen,
axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
28) It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually
lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris
himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
29) Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned
beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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12-20-2005, 06:18 AM
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#4243
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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12-20-2005, 08:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Revolting Randomness:
Once, I was out drinking with some friends. When bar close time came, we decided we were hungry, so we walked to a 24 hour greasy spoon resturaunt for some eggs and hash browns. The place was crowded, so after a 15 minute wait I got to sit next to a shabbily dressed, very drunk man. He was eating pea soup.
I'm talking to one of my friends when from my other side I hear this - sound. I turn to see the guy is throwing up ... into the bowl of pea soup. Yuk.
But then, after he recovers ... he starts eating the soup again.
Aw, crap!
My friends and I immediately cancelled our orders and left. Lost our appetites. I used to love pea soup. If only he hadn't started eating it again. It's been over 15 years since I had pea soup. I hate it when people ruin things you love like that.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-20-2005, 08:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
I don't know if anyone here has ever been to or knows about ytmnd.com, but this is a pretty good potrayal of Micheal Moore... ^_^ |
Al, love the new avatar. Very funny! Nicely done.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-20-2005, 08:11 AM
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#4246
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by AlKilyu
I don't know if anyone here has ever been to or knows about ytmnd.com, but this is a pretty good potrayal of Micheal Moore... ^_^ |
Yes, very familiar, and I love you for mentioning it.
*sings* What is love, baby don't hurt me-
And E_E, I love you.... I just love you for that list.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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12-20-2005, 08:16 AM
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#4247
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
That is fucking disgusting. I don't even have words for how fucking disgusting that is.
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Yeah, it was ... and is.
But let me counter the effects of that post a bit with this:
I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-20-2005, 08:20 AM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 253
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Now that I'll never drink Red Bull or eat pea soup again....
Not that I liked pea soup anyway, and I never wanted to get on the caffine cycle...
*sings along to Opeth* We walked... Into the night.... Am I to bid you farewell?
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This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart
as compass
--Nightwish.
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12-20-2005, 08:24 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nothing from nowhere, AZ
Posts: 433
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
That is fucking disgusting. I don't even have words for how fucking disgusting that is.
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I definitely agree.
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I broke myself, shattered, tied a bow around every piece, you'll love the eyes. Have they always shown so vacantly? The more I show the less you'll want to know. I can't stop the insects that are feeding, pull the needles from beneath my skin.... ~ A Fire Inside ~
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12-20-2005, 08:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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E-E, yep ... thank you very much for that list. I laughed a lot ...
but there were a couple of points where I almost had a choking fit!
ribbed condoms inside out ??? Heee haaww hoo hoo!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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