How will the person above you die? - Page 2

schoolsucksletsanarky · 01-19-2009, 06:20 PM

Shocked by the force field when trying to touch M.C. Hammer.

PortraitOfSanity · 01-19-2009, 06:47 PM

Dude.... I had a pair of gold M.C Hammer parachute pants when I was a kid, they were so fucking awesome...

Anyway. You'll get run over by an ambulance.

schoolsucksletsanarky · 01-19-2009, 06:58 PM

Run over by the ambulance driving me to the hospital after I get run over by an ambulance.

$haDe · 01-19-2009, 09:33 PM

Die in an explosion of 2 ambulances crashing.

Hand Hanzo · 01-19-2009, 09:40 PM

Crashes an ambulance into the explosion caused by the crashing of two ambulances and dies on impact.

Solumina · 01-19-2009, 10:16 PM

Eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich only to discover that you have developed a severe peanut allergy.

Albert Mond · 01-19-2009, 10:20 PM

Fucked in the ass by 20,000 elephants without lube.

Hand Hanzo · 01-20-2009, 12:16 AM

Camel Clutch'd by the Iron Sheik, and left to die with a broken back in the middle of nowhere after he's done "making you humble".

Man, I'm having fun with this thread.

nis~sijai · 01-20-2009, 02:59 AM

You fall into a vat of melted butter and drown to death.

Steppenwolf · 01-20-2009, 05:57 PM

Chuck Norris is watching you . Some day he'll find your adress and go to your home , to kill you personally with a giant dictionary

ragamuffin · 01-22-2009, 03:10 PM

trampled by weasels

jack_the_knife · 01-22-2009, 03:12 PM

Tragic shopping trolley accident involving oven chips and a small squirrel named Bob.

schoolsucksletsanarky · 01-22-2009, 03:16 PM

Bleed to death after accidentally Jacking with a knife.

Haunted House · 01-22-2009, 03:49 PM

Hit by a SEPTA bus.

Cicero · 01-22-2009, 06:28 PM

Cigarette + flammable hair products. The end result isn't pretty.

Haunted House · 01-22-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Cigarette + flammable hair products. The end result isn't pretty.

I'd let you have my skull to make into something cool if that happened.

You will be picked clean by cave bats and the various insect life that roam the cave floors.

$haDe · 01-22-2009, 07:23 PM

I shoot you right in between the eyes.

Cicero · 01-22-2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Haunted House

I'd let you have my skull to make into something cool if that happened.

You will be picked clean by cave bats and the various insect life that roam the cave floors.

Ah, thanks for that. I'd try my best to make something awesome out of it, even if a human skull would be a teensy bit bulky to wear as jewellery like my usual bone creations, haha (maybe hang it from a belt all trophy-like?).

And creepily enough that's a fairly realistic scenario, since in May I'm visiting the Mulu bat caves in Borneo... Just hope the conveniently cleaned bones can be salvaged and turned into some attractive bodily adornments.

Beneath the Shadows · 01-22-2009, 10:05 PM

Snu snu, you lucky bastard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dead_dreams

You're betrayed by your best friend and you kill yourself.

Great, that means I'm going to live forever.

Hand Hanzo · 01-23-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Beneath the Shadows

Snu snu, you lucky bastard.

Futurama FTW.

You take too many drugs, end up thinking you can fly and jump off a cliff.

nis~sijai · 01-23-2009, 12:43 AM

You accidentally slash your wrists while cutting open a bagel.

Haunted House · 01-23-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero

Ah, thanks for that. I'd try my best to make something awesome out of it, even if a human skull would be a teensy bit bulky to wear as jewellery like my usual bone creations, haha (maybe hang it from a belt all trophy-like?).

And creepily enough that's a fairly realistic scenario, since in May I'm visiting the Mulu bat caves in Borneo... Just hope the conveniently cleaned bones can be salvaged and turned into some attractive bodily adornments.

You could break it a bit and wear it like a mask. Maybe put a little war paint on it? In anycase, my ghost would followe you around until I got my head back. Hah, I'd become the Haunted Head. A play on my username and the title of Nick Blinko's new book.

But say I found a throughly cleaned, mohawked skeleton suspiciously dressed as Cicero in a cave somewhere, I'd hang it in my room. Or use parts for various things.

Underwater Ophelia · 01-23-2009, 04:14 PM

You die because I kill you!

nis~sijai · 01-23-2009, 04:18 PM

When she tries to dispose of Haunted House's body by burning it, she catches fire.

Beneath the Shadows · 01-23-2009, 04:24 PM

You try slitting your own throat, but you're too scared to actually cut. Then you try shooting yourself, but are too afraid to pull the trigger. Then you try hanging yourself, but the rope breaks. Then you try OD'ing on pills, but someone finds out, takes you to the hospital, and you get your stomach pumped. After all that, you realize, "Ah, fuck it, life isn't that bad." So you leave the hospital, have a cup of coffee, buy a newspaper, and sit in the park reading it, doing the crossword, and watching children play on the playground. Then, after you finish the crossword, you get up and begin walking home. As you cross the street at the intersection, a motorcyclists who is going to fast falls off his bike. His bike, grinding and scraping along the ground, is still going too fast, and severs your legs. You spend you final minutes contemplating the irony of failing to commit suicide, deciding to make the best of life, and then getting killed by a random senseless act of unintentional violence. Also, you're in great pain and your blood gets everywhere. Babies play in it.