Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab - Page 2

Black Widow · 06-13-2006, 10:51 AM

Inform me when they start doing up humans. I'd like to have two dicks. That would be the shit.

Alliumphobia · 06-14-2006, 04:15 PM

I cracked up every time I read the word "penis."
Please excuse my immaturity, for I know not another way of being.

This is pretty cool though. A real fake penis. But does this mean you can make them bigger? Oh what joy the thought brings me!

Heehee... penis trauma.

aspendeath · 06-14-2006, 07:47 PM

So does this mean female-to-male transsexuals can have fully fuctioning penises? That's insane.

Black Widow · 06-16-2006, 01:26 PM

If they start doing this stuff for humans...that means that ordinary females could enter a surgery lab, and come out as a hermaprodite, with all genitals being fully functional, like in futa hentai. I'd like to get laid by one of those.

Puppet Master · 06-16-2006, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Widow

If they start doing this stuff for humans...that means that ordinary females could enter a surgery lab, and come out as a hermaprodite, with all genitals being fully functional, like in futa hentai. I'd like to get laid by one of those.

Hmmm =/ maybe I can convince my girlfriend to sign up ^_____^

Vyvian Blackthorne · 04-10-2007, 05:52 AM

AP: Artifical Penis.

Renatus · 04-10-2007, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gothic Crotch Itch

I would love to have an artificial asshole attached to my tongue. I would re-route all my waste product from eating bean burrito's and chupa lupa's to the asshole in my tongue and defecate on dumb people who hate gothic crotch itch. Personally, I think spit is overrated, but to shit on someone is priceless.

anyone ever bath in shit?

Who the hell are you? why are you in here without a introduction? and get out. That is just disgusting, impossible, pointless, meaningless, stupid, idiotic, thing I have ever heard of, and would leave the worst aftertaste you could possibly think of.

Acushla · 04-10-2007, 04:28 PM

I'm still confused as to exactly what purpose these rabbits are serving in this experiment.

As for "penis cancer"... I didn't even know you could get penis cancer. Though I suppose you could get cancer of anything considering that it's just mutant cells.

OMG totalli gawth band namez- "Mutant Cells" and "Cancer of Anything" sharing the stage on the Medical Mishaps tour following punk legends "Biological Fuckups."