Sexuality - Page 29

joyslayer · 01-02-2006, 11:37 AM

How do you suppose we go a bout doing that? I think I am just going to stay away from it. Its okay, but nothing can take the original positions spot in my heart.

Ben Lahnger · 01-02-2006, 12:23 PM

A new MickieSoft Office Assistant:

joyslayer · 01-02-2006, 12:43 PM

*cracks up* thats kick ass! Pretty hilarious stuff you got there.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-02-2006, 08:23 PM

b&d all the way for me..........
with a touch of s&m for good measure.

and i agree with the prior comment that : love and sex should be kept on opposite ends of the spectrum.

edible_eye · 01-02-2006, 09:18 PM

if i'm not done yet - i see that as a fight.

joyslayer · 01-03-2006, 01:16 PM

What exactly is B&D?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-03-2006, 01:23 PM

Bondage & Dominance/Domination.

joyslayer · 01-03-2006, 01:33 PM

Ahhh, that makes more sense. So what deos S&M stand for?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-03-2006, 01:36 PM

Sadism & Masochism.

You do know how to use a Search Engine right?

joyslayer · 01-03-2006, 01:52 PM

I do.

dreamforthedead · 01-03-2006, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by edible_eye

if i'm not done yet - i see that as a fight.

hahaha Thats an awesome cartoon.. Where do you find these things??

joyslayer · 01-03-2006, 08:16 PM

www.wimp.com You might find some there, but i highly doubt it. It is still entertaining though.

Manimal · 01-03-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Santarea

Cute 'toons.

I actually kind of like anal sex. It's a totally different (duh), very kinky sensation. Physically, it's OK, especially when my boy uses his hands to manually get me off while he fucking me. Mentally, it's soooo naughty (in my best fake british accent).

For it to work though, especially, the first few times, it's easier for the fuckee to be on top of the fucker to get used to it.

Anal is all in the delivery and preperation time. You can't just take a girl not used to anal and poke her in the ass on the first date. Unless of course she's used to it all the time and then, my friend, you may either want to evaluate your choice in partners or simply throw the bitch another five spot for a tip.

Anyways... I've only done it with girls I've been in relationships with. All of them had either never tried it or tried it and didn't like it. Of all of them only one decided after they tried it with me that it was still not their thing. With the rest of them, not only did they find they enjoyed it immensely but found themselves craving it. Not all the time of course but you know how urges strike now and again.

So is this because I'm some kind of demigod of anal sex? Depends on who you ask I suppose but really it's because I took the time to make sure she was, in every case, one hundred and ten percent relaxed, ready and wanting it. How to accomplish this is different for each woman but to get her to that point you have to know your woman's body better than she knows it herself.

There is some good advice out there on how to "get ready" for anal. Some of it works and some of it doesn't. I do know that a lot more women would like it than not like it if they were simply given the proper attention to prepare them for the act. Because honestly - and this is a horn dog man talking - anal sex is actually more for the woman than for the man. I know that sounds backwards but it's true. In order to make it the most pleasurable for her you have to be very careful of what you're doing. You can't just tear it up and expect her to beg for more like her... other places. This carefulness is distracting from your own ecstasy as a man but watching her go crazy like no porn star can fake is worth every second of it.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-04-2006, 03:29 AM

manimal.......take me now.......

edible_eye · 01-04-2006, 05:57 AM

yeah. take her now and let me watch.

Panther · 01-04-2006, 09:21 AM

I'll bring lotion! Because that's one show I don't wanna miss. Manimal and E_E naked in the same room? Sets my sex-o-meter a-buzz. And if you're icon's a pic of you, Mortalis, my sex-o-meter just broke.

Moonie · 01-04-2006, 10:26 AM

wow. now heres a thread to get statred on for the day . . . i like it.

mortalitas incomitatus · 01-04-2006, 06:52 PM

mmmmm....all the g.net hotties and studs with lotion.........

how can you go wrong???

ElectricMayhem · 01-04-2006, 08:03 PM

I'm straight, but I'm also an ally of the GLBT community at my college.

joyslayer · 01-04-2006, 09:50 PM

Why hello there mayhem. YOu bring the lotion, and I will bring the sex toys.

Underwater Ophelia · 01-05-2006, 10:18 AM

Though I'm a tad late and you're all now talking about anal sex, I'll put my two cents on my sexuality in.
I'm bi-sexual, having had experiences with both males and females, and am mostly a raging dyke. I actually have a boyfriend now, but it's no coincidence that he wears makeup and tight clothes.

Manimal · 01-05-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

manimal.......take me now.......

Simply the best compliment a woman can give. It's no wonder that this is my favorite thread of all time - also happens to be my best topic

Empty_Purple_Stars · 01-05-2006, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manimal

It's no wonder that this is my favorite thread of all time

- also happens to be my best topic

Mmmm Yes, I Wholeheartedly Agree...

*Blush*

Of course we all know no one is better for you to practice your Tried and True methods on than E_E..

*Warms Lotion*

Manimal · 01-05-2006, 11:34 AM

You know - all tenderness and sensitivity aside, I must admit that at the end of the day I'm not truly happy unless I make my girl limp with the warm glow of painful satisfaction. Honestly I don't think the muscly boy could take it...

AlKilyu · 01-06-2006, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

mmmmm....all the g.net hotties and studs with lotion.........

how can you go wrong???

Hell who needs real people when you have what appears to be towels?