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Originally Posted by Spooky Spencer
That's what my English teacher said.
My math teacher? Not so much. Where can I get a calculator that reads word problems?
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There are two trains. The first one is traveling from Chicago to Boston (a trip of 985 miles), and the other one is going from Boston to Chicago, and they both leave at the same time. The first train averages 85 mph and the second train averages 95 mph. The calculator you seek is on the first train, but you have to ride the second train to get it. If your math grade depends on the answer, how long before you soil something?
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