I recently got a facelift and wanted to show it off. I snapped about a million pictures trying to get a good one, but none was decent enough to post here. Sadness. I may try again at a later date.
Regardless, I updated my profile picture with my new face, and so, I decided to post the old one here for posterity.
I apologize for being a sexy tanned blond in the new one. Don't go look at it, it's too garish, I know. I should really dye my hair soon and contract the consumption before it's too late.